Are your parents retarted because you are special.
Do you think Sarah Palin will read her book?
Monica Lewinsky...the only Jewish woman who cant get a stain out.
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
I was born a poor black child
The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!
Hey Harry, look at this! What's the matter with these cans? These cans are defective, they're springing leaks!